who armed this ******* critter
A downloadable game
a smol RPG made for the 36 word RPG jam, jan 2025.
you play as small critters armed with something unpleasant and you have a target to kill. it's not that deep, babes
the rules also double as a character sheet! hows that for efficiency? all you need is 1d6, a friend (or group of friends or people who say they're your friend but didn't buy you christmas gifts but whatever you're not bitter) and a thing what lets you do a writing, such as a pencil
this took me like three hours to do which is probably longer than anyone might actually spend playing it. it has exactly 36 words but the credits don't count, chill brenda
if you like it then why not check out my other stuff ok love you bye
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The descriptions of this and the art pack earned you a follow, my Internet-Personage-of-Indeterminate-Gender-Identity. Also earned me a "what the hell are you laughing at now?" from my wife, loud sighs from the Teenagers(TM) and BOOOOOOOORK! from my dog. She's mad at the neighbors, so I've interpreted that as her saying "chill, brenda."
Thanks my dude, tell your dog I said BOOOORK and I’m also mad at your neighbours, they know what they did
You chump you woke her up
You champion you got her to come cuddle on the couch with me
You, uh, chilly bud cos like I got this extra hoodie
A railroad plot where you are not railroaded. This is the real deal.
choo choooo! Get ‘em before they get you
Amazing ! I really love this game !!!
It should be printed on postcard and sold in shops !!!
I’d be a millionaire before you know it!
Immaculate design 🤌
why thaaanks
Chill Brenda! Ha ha ha! I use Keith myself … Love this!
it's right up there with "patty, don't start"
Ha ha! Love it!
I love the design of this so much!
thaaaank youuuuu
This is an excellent game. So much packed into 36 words. The pictures are evocative and support the creation of the narrative for the GM. The mechanics are simple and flexible. Looking forward to playing it.
hooray!